Polish

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He's polish.

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He's polished.

People

Polish people are some freakin' fugly people from Poland. They like sex. That's kinky!

Most of polish people (like the guy on the pic you can see on your left, you muthafucka!) are looking bad. Really bad.

If you see polish man on the street, run away. Fast!

Gals

Polish gals always have a pair of nice, fine tits. If they don't, read leaflet content carefully or contact your doctor or pharmacist.

Language

Język polski tylko na pierwszy rzut oka wygląda na trudny, chociaż w rzeczywistości jest jeszcze trudniejszy. Spójrzmy na dziwaczne i ostro zjebane różnice między polskim i angielskim:

• Pathetic = Żałosny
• Patetyczny = Pathos

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