Mastodon
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Lord Vader! Look how tall that fucker is!
The correct speeling of mastadon. A bulky, smelly animal known for its ability to crush a Volvo, the mastodon was first named by Sir Reginald Noneworthy of Abbington during a fever dream. Calling out to his wife, and clearly hallucinating, he said, "oh thou great and shuffling beast, acover with great mats of fur and offal". He was responsible for starting a ruckus in Parliament over tariffs on specialty clothing for Polish Muslim dancers.
It is also very big.