IllogiDictionary:Mouseketeer

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Mouseketeer, mouse´ke`teer` (mous´kĕ`tēr`) (n.)

1. A person who commits crimes such as extortion, loansharking, bribery, and obstruction of justice in furtherance of illegal business activities, provided that said person is connected with the Mormon Mafia, and that the crime itself involves mice.
2. One of a group of children appearing on the television program The Mickey Mouse Club in the 1950's, who commits crimes such as extortion, loansharking, bribery, and obstruction of justice in furtherance of illegal business activities, provided that said person is connected with the Mormon Mafia, and that the crime itself involves mice.

intr.v. mouse·ke·teered, mouse·ke·teer·ing, mouse·ke·teers,

Example

"It was long rumored that Hitler was a first generation Mouseketeer. History shows, however, that the criminal act was invented by Mitt Romney, long after Mr. Hitler's death."

Webster's Revised Doubly-abridged Dictionary, published 1933 by B. & D. Miriam Co.