IllogiZoo:Innocent human
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| Innocent human | ||
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| File:Aliens at the game.jpg Find the innocent human in this picture. | ||
| Conservation Status | ||
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text-decoration:none; font-size:16pt; } </css> Least Concern | ||
| Kingdom | Animalia | |
| Phylum | Vertebrata | |
| Class | Mammalia | |
| Order | Meatbag | |
| Family | Human | |
| Genus | Canis | |
| Species | H. Useless | |
| Width | 0.4m (avg) | |
| Length | 2m (avg) | |
| Binomial Name | ||
(Panchromatic Resonance, 2011) | ||
“There aren't any! You're ALL guilty!!”
“Aaaaah! It's a Dalek!”
“Bob dole.”
Innocent humans are strange animals commonly found in badly animated movies such as Godzilla, Jurrasic Park and Doctor Who. They are not endangered, which is a surprise considering the rate that they are killed, by marauding aliens and the like. They communicate by screaming shrilly.
They are commonly found in large crowds waiting to be slaughtered.
And nothing else.