Jeff Foxworthy

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This sketch by Renoir of Jeff Foxworthy illustrates the depth of the man's dark humor.

“If you get a stain in your undies, you might be a redneck!”

“I am not smarter than a fifth grader!”

Jeff Foxworthy (Sep 9, 1902 - present) is the darkest force for comedic performance yet to hit the Earth. His depictions of rednecks as idiots hides his deeper purpose, to subsume the world for his dark lord, Frunobulax.

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