God hates you
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“The main reason God hates everyone is that he is jealous because we have more beer than him. Being a highly regarded super-hyper-being of unimaginable power has its drawbacks, as the big guy is allowed no beer because he might get drunk and accidentally wipe out our universe." ”
Also, he is jealous of you because he can no longer edit articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica
But most of all, Sammy is my hero OH MY DAZEE MANN!!!