Gold Digger

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A Gold Digger is someone who interrupts country stars, calls presidents racists, and eats pie. They are known for complete idiocy and everything in between. Meh. Although gold diggers are prominent in American culture, they are stupid and have no worth.

A Poem

I'm a gold digger

You're a gold digger

He's a gold digger

She's a gold digger

The dog is a gold digger

We're all gold diggers

Dig-Dug and Doug do it all. So, we all..

died.