Goomba

Goombas are slices of cheese. However, they are commonly believed to be banana cheese, or even Goombas, which they are not. They are simply slices of cheese, and they look good on toast. They can also be fried and eaten on eggs. See what I'm sayin'?

So if they are not Goombas, what are goombas?

They're slices of cheese. They are not, however, Goombas.

Are you saying goombas aren't goombas?

No, goombas are goombas. They are slices of cheese. They are not Goombas.

Wait, you just contradicted yourself again

No, I didn't -- goombas are goombas, but goombas are not Goombas.

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See what I'm sayin'?

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No, but I hear what you're saying.

Oh. Can you smell what I'm saying?

No, but I love the taste.