Gosh

Gosh is a lot like god, except he is slightly more of a potato. He is actually god, and god is actually godzilla, and godzilla is actually super godzilla, and super godzilla is actually gosh. Don't tell anyone, though, as the whole operation is rather hush-hush at the moment, if you know what I mean. Contrary to popular belief, Gosh is not yours, he is mine.