Gotta catch 'em all

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“GOTTA CATCH EM' ALL!”

- Ash Catch-em

Yes, it does seem that he, has gotta catch em' all.

Gotta catch all of what?

THE POKEMANS!!!!!

YA!

And now we take a short break to bring you the Pokeman Theme Song

  • I wanna be the very worst
  • like no-one ever was!
  • To catch them is my real fnurdle
  • To train them is my...erm...fnurdle?
  • I will travel across the land,
  • on an aeroplane...weeeee
  • Jellybeans, and custard!
  • Something goes next.... POKEMAN!

And now back to the show

So Ash Catch-em, why do you catch these POKEMANS?

Because I must catch em' all!

And why?

BECAUSE I MUST

BUT WHY MUST YOU CATCH 'EM ALL?

BECAUSE I GOTTA

GOTTA WHAT?

CATCH 'EM ALL

Yea....(picks up axe)

SEE YOU SOON.

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