Grandma Derby

The Grandma Derby is an annual race in which men race each other while riding on the backs of their own grandmothers. The winner recieves a $10,000 check, and the winner's grandmother gets some delicious sugarcubes to munch on.

The race always takes place at a football stadium, during a football game, so that the running grandmothers must always dodge football players whilst running with their grandsons on their backs.

The Grandma Derby is similar in theme to the Dead Grandma Derby, which is exactly the same as the regular grandma derby, except all the grandmothers must be dead. So basically, the men sit on their dead grandmothers, who don't move at all, and then someone is arbitrarily declared the winner. That was a very tasteful joke.