Guin

"Hey, what's guin' on?," said a random person in Guin's school, facetiously.

"It's pronounced GWAN, it's French for goodness sake!" Although it wasn't French, and was technically pronounced Snih, he was still ignored.

And that's, kids, why ignorance kills frogs.

Ahh... no wait, it doesn't. Does it?

"I don't know. Why don't you ask your mother? And why did this article end so suddenly anyway?"