Guitar Hero: The Movie (Trailer)

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IN a world where it is socially acceptable to weep tears of joy after completing "Slow Ride" by "Foghat" on Expert....

Where the only exercise you get is from jumping up and down on a heavy part of a metal song....

Where there are no "Video Games"...

Just...


GUITAR HERO!


"He's almost done it..."


"Almost 1 million points..."


"Look at him though he's exausted..."


"I have faith in him... He can do it."


GREEN RED YELLOW BLUE ORANGE

Memorize them and you're good to go.


"No Jimmy it's too dangerous!"


"Yes Mom, I'm going for 1 million!"


Join the epic quest as Jimmy trys to become the first player ever to reach 1 million points on Guitar Hero.


HAMMER-ONS PULL-OFFS

Need to know skills on expert and hard mode songs.




"I will teach the boy in the ways of the USB or wireless Explorer or Les Paul controller..."


"Master Zen, what else to I need to know?"


"You're ready...."



GUITAR HERO: THE MOVIE



Coming to you... Sometime in the mere not-so-mere future I guess maybe somewhere in September... I mean the box office is tough these days so it's hard to get movies in sooner...


BADOOOOM!!!