Gum Wrapper

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Gum Wrapper is the name of a popular landmark in Iowa. It is one of three of Iowa's most popular tourist attractions, another being a water fountain, and the third being an attractive girl who works at a local bar. The gum wrapper is just what it sounds like, a gum wrapper, surrounded by a fence. You pay $875.00 for admission, and can look at it.

They say God put it there

though I'm not sure why he would chew gum

but then again...

Earth does look an awful lot like a bubble