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[23:38] -->| YOU (Flameviper) have joined #illogicopedia [23:38] =-= Topic for #illogicopedia is “Check out the interwebsite :) | http://illogicopedia.org | We were going to call it the "Technicolour World of Tights" | tomb raider is shit, its all about big knockers, there is no gameplay in it, get over it |” [23:38] =-= Topic for #illogicopedia was set by IllegalEagle on Tuesday, August 14, 2007 2:37:37 PM [23:38] *ChanServ* [#illogicopedia] Welcome to ?pedia, http://illogicopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page [23:39] <Flameviper> asema \o/ [23:39] =-= User mode for Flameviper is now -e [23:39] =-= YOU are now known as SparkViper [23:39] [INFO] You are now marked as away (Crap.). Click the nickname button or use the |/back| command to return from being away. [23:41] *NickServ* This nickname is owned by someone else [23:41] *NickServ* If this is your nickname, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY <password> [23:41] =-= YOU are now known as Flameviper [23:41] [INFO] You are no longer marked as away. [23:41] *NickServ* Password accepted - you are now recognized [23:41] =-= User mode for Flameviper is now +e [23:41] >Asema< What's up man? [23:59] <Flameviper> WAKE UP [00:45] <Asema> Hello. [00:45] <Asema> POOP [00:45] <Asema> POOP [00:45] <Asema> POOP [00:54] <Flameviper> hay [00:54] <Flameviper> you joined EoF? [00:54] <Asema> SO I MUST LEAVE [00:54] <Asema> I'LL HAVE TO GO [00:55] <Asema> Yes. [00:55] <Asema> TO LAS VEGAS OR MONACO [00:55] <Asema> AND WIN A FORTUNE IN A GAME [00:55] <Flameviper> Warning: mysql_connect() [function.mysql-connect]: Lost connection to MySQL server during query in /home/ipbfree/domains/ipbfree.com/public_html/sources/Drivers/mySQL.php on line 67 Warning: mysql_select_db(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/ipbfree/domains/ipbfree.com/public_html/sources/Drivers/mySQL.php on line 70 ERROR: Cannot find database ipbfree_ipbfree Warning: mysql_query(): supplied argument is not a valid MySQL-Link resource in /home/ipbfree/domains/ipbfree.com/public_html/sources/Drivers/mySQL.php on line 104 [00:55] <Asema> Holy fucking crap. [00:55] <Flameviper> oh lawdie lawdie me [00:55] <Asema> It can't find the database. [00:55] <Flameviper> It's up now I think [00:55] <Flameviper> I might have to get off abrubtly at any time [00:56] <Asema> Damnit. [00:58] <Flameviper> what [00:58] <Asema> Why was there such confusion about my gender? [00:59] <Asema> I mean, it's not rocket science, people. [01:00] <Asema> I talk like a guy, I don't use those annoying emoticons, and I don't obsess over InuYasha. [01:00] <Flameviper> You know, in 8th grade, I would go to the bathroom, and when nobody was in the hallways, I'd take all the crappy motivational posters off the walls and reattach them upside-down. And I would take some of the blue stuff, but not enough so that it wouldn't stay up. [01:00] <Asema> WHAT IS THERE TO DOUBT [01:00] <Flameviper> Ugh [01:00] <Flameviper> i's like InYourCrotcha [01:00] <Asema> InYourCrotcha... heh. [01:00] <Flameviper> it's the best offensive pun I could muster [01:00] <Flameviper> O_O [01:01] <Flameviper> Emoticons are all right, but not like :) :( :) :) :) :) :) ;) ;) [01:01] <Asema> Yeah, I kinda like EoF. [01:01] <Asema> Why are you warned, exactly? [01:01] <Flameviper> \o/ [01:01] <Flameviper> Because I'm a spamming ass [01:01] <Flameviper> nothing that bad, really [01:01] <Asema> I know that much. [01:01] <Asema> Be glad Seppy isn't here. [01:01] <Flameviper> where? [01:01] <Asema> I never kick anyone for any reason. Except not using English. [01:02] <Asema> "Switchblade, I choose you!" [01:02] <Flameviper> What the fuck is with InuYasha anyway? [01:02] <Flameviper> Seriously, it's like Pokemon with swords [01:02] <Flameviper> if you think about it [01:03] <Flameviper> InuYasha = Ash. inuyASHa. Kagome = Misty, and that weird monk guy = Brock [01:03] <Asema> It's about a bodyguard who was sent by the Demon King Kirby to guard a prostitute named Kagome. Assisting him is a crazed 40-year old monk with carpal tunnel syndrome and a minja. [01:04] <Flameviper> CTS from fapping no doubt [01:04] <Asema> the Demon King cares about prostitutes. He needs his ho's for protection money. [01:04] <Flameviper> although Orihime Inoue or whatever her name is, is hot [01:04] <Flameviper> but anyone from fire emblem > anime [01:04] <Flameviper> and kung fu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>anime [01:04] <Asema> So. [01:04] <Asema> Who would you rather fap to. [01:05] <Asema> Eirika or Tethys? [01:05] <Flameviper> hmm [01:05] <Flameviper> if I remember correctly, Tethys seems like kind of a... [01:05] <Flameviper> um. [01:05] <Flameviper> Well, she hangs around with a bunch of guys, mercenaries, presumably horny, and she "dances" for them to give them strength while wearing skimpy clothes. [01:06] <Asema> Yes. [01:06] <Flameviper> But of course, "Prostitute" isn't a class and the battle sprites would have been unavoidable obscene [01:06] <Asema> Prostitute is a class. They renamed it in the NA version to "Dancer." [01:06] <Flameviper> lol [01:06] <Asema> In the JP version, it was named "Me Love You Long Time," literally translated. [01:07] <Flameviper> Do the Army System [01:07] <Flameviper> http://yoman82.ipbfree.com/index.php?act=army&CODE=03 [01:07] <Asema> Okay. [01:07] <Asema> So. Eirika it is? [01:07] <Flameviper> I'm formulating a sprite comic right now... [01:07] <Asema> Hmm. Myrrh or Ninian? [01:07] <Flameviper> hmm [01:07] <Flameviper> Ninian. [01:07] <Flameviper> okay [01:07] <Asema> Myrrh's a bit young for you. [01:07] <Flameviper> yeah [01:08] <Flameviper> um, Isadora or Amelia [01:08] <Asema> Amelia. [01:08] <Flameviper> :O [01:08] <Flameviper> Karel or Jaffar >:) [01:08] <Asema> Neither. [01:08] <Flameviper> lol [01:08] <Asema> I don't swing that way. [01:08] <Flameviper> XD [01:08] <Asema> But if I had to go by mad skillz, Jafar wins. [01:08] <Asema> Now for you. [01:08] <Asema> Seth or Franz? [01:09] <Flameviper> if I was forced to choose between the two, I'd choose Jaffar because I reckon he's stealthy enough to get it over with before I notice [01:09] <Flameviper> okay, I'd probably choose... um... Seth [01:09] <Asema> Why? Because you'd probably get some of his hax stats? [01:09] <Flameviper> but yeah, I'd imagine Karel's into guro [01:09] <Asema> Hmm. And the ultimate choice. [01:09] <Flameviper> seeing as he enjoys cutting people in half for no fucking reason [01:09] <Asema> Lute or L.Arachael? [01:10] <Flameviper> L'Arachel [01:10] <Asema> Why? [01:10] <Flameviper> but Dozla would probably beat the shit out of me [01:10] <Asema> Okay. Then. [01:10] <Asema> Selena or L'Arachael? [01:10] <Flameviper> Selena [01:10] <Asema> Selena or Lyn? [01:10] <Flameviper> Hmm [01:10] <Flameviper> Lyn. [01:10] <Flameviper> Lute or Nino? [01:10] <Asema> Probably Lute. [01:10] <Asema> Nino isn't bad, though. [01:10] <Asema> But I do preffer Lute. [01:11] <Flameviper> I wonder how old she is [01:11] <Asema> Your turn still. [01:11] <Asema> Hard to tell. [01:11] <Flameviper> um... [01:11] <Flameviper> Serra or Florina [01:11] <Asema> Hmm. [01:11] <Asema> Let me think. [01:11] <Flameviper> Florina would be scared of you, but Serra wouldn't shut up the whole time [01:12] <Asema> Serra looks like L'Arachael and Tethys mixed = cleric-prostitute. [01:13] <Asema> Plus Florina is just damn hotter. [01:13] <Asema> So Florina. [01:13] <Asema> One more. [01:14] <Asema> Flameviper? [01:14] <Asema> Flameviper? [01:14] <Asema> Flameviper? [01:14] <Asema> ...Desu? [01:17] <Flameviper> oh sorry [01:17] <Flameviper> I detached my volume [01:17] <Flameviper> eh [01:19] <Flameviper> asema!!!!!111111111111111 [01:19] <Asema> Eliwood or Ephraim? Decline is not an option. [01:19] <Flameviper> Hmm [01:19] <Flameviper> am I giving or recieving? [01:19] <Asema> Receiving. [01:20] <Flameviper> I choose Eliwood, because I hypothesize his wee-wee is smaller than Ephraim's [01:20] <Asema> I agree. [01:20] <Asema> Anyways... [01:20] <Flameviper> although I can find out definitively by asking disgruntled Nintendo game artists [01:20] <Flameviper> on 4chan! [01:21] <Asema> Tana or Amelia? [01:21] <Flameviper> I remember about a year ago, I first found hentai on the internets, the same day I found out about video game sprites, it was soooooooooooooooo weird [01:21] <Asema> OR Garcia. [01:21] <Flameviper> hmm [01:21] <Flameviper> lol [01:22] <Flameviper> Garcia + Dozla = OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK, FACIAL HAIR EVERYWHERE [01:22] <Asema> Tana or Amelia? [01:22] <Flameviper> Tana. [01:22] <Asema> Why Tana? [01:22] <Flameviper> i dunno [01:22] <Asema> Doesn't Amelia have some appeal to you? [01:22] <Flameviper> some [01:23] <Asema> One more. [01:23] <Asema> Cormag or Dozla? [01:23] <Flameviper> PIME TARADOX! [01:23] <Flameviper> I imagine Cormag would be less painful. [01:23] <Flameviper> Although still extremely painful. [01:24] <Asema> Okay. You get to have a threeway. [01:24] <Asema> Which two girls (from any games, any choices) do you take? [01:24] <Flameviper> what [01:24] * Asema is guessing Lyn and Selena. [01:24] <Flameviper> I can't se [01:24] <Flameviper> ah [01:24] <Flameviper> um... [01:24] <Flameviper> Lyn and Peach. [01:24] <Asema> Your wish is granted. [01:24] * Flameviper smugly grins as he imagines that for a sec [01:24] <Asema> > have threeway [01:25] <Asema> It's so good that your head explodes. [01:25] <Flameviper> And Karel finds that so sexy that his head expl- HEY, WHAT THE FUCK IS HE HERE FOR [01:25] <Asema> Continue (y/n)? [01:26] <Asema> Karel is there. He's not participating because only Karel is good enough for Karel. [01:27] <Asema> Same with Joshua and Garcia. [01:27] <Asema> They're there too. [01:27] <Flameviper> /action Kick Garcia the fuck out. Axes blow ass. [01:28] <Flameviper> I just imagined something awesome [01:28] <Flameviper> a heavy metal band... [01:28] <Flameviper> with Hawkeye on the drums, Renault as lead singer, Jaffar as bass, and Karel as lead guitar [01:28] <Flameviper> Fuck yeah. [01:28] <Asema> Jaffar can't be bass. [01:28] <Asema> Well, he can. [01:28] <Flameviper> why not? [01:28] <Asema> but Hawkeye can't be drums. [01:29] <Flameviper> How so [01:29] <Asema> Because Hawkeye sucks. [01:29] <Flameviper> I remember my password was once "hawkeyer0x" [01:29] <Flameviper> Hmm [01:29] <Asema> Why not have Lyn or Eliwood do the drums? [01:29] <Asema> Or someone else? [01:29] <Asema> Renault I can admit would be a greater singer. [01:29] <Flameviper> Eliwood sucks big fat horse cock from his upgraded form. [01:29] <Asema> Yes, he does. [01:29] <Flameviper> Okay, Hector on the drums. [01:29] <Asema> Hector it is! [01:30] <Asema> You assemble the band. [01:30] <Asema> The badassery level in the room goes to near-lethal temperatures. [01:30] <Asema> Just then, Mothers against Heavy Metal invades. [01:30] <Flameviper> Damn... [01:30] * Flameviper is laughing his ass off and waking up the neighbors [01:31] <Flameviper> Mathpoet's going to read this in 8 hours and be all like "man, what the fuck" [01:31] <Flameviper> I've got to log this lol [01:32] <Asema> What's so funny? [01:33] <Flameviper> There's no way I can save this log on my mum's computer [01:33] <Flameviper> XD [01:34] <Asema> Savinated. [01:35] <Flameviper> sweet [01:35] <Flameviper> we ought to put these all somewhere [01:38] <Flameviper> you have any spriting requests Asema? [01:38] <Asema> Oh, sure. [01:39] <Asema> You mean the comic, or stuff I'd like to see? [01:39] <Flameviper> stuff like http://editthis.info/flameviper/Custom_sprites [01:39] <Asema> Sure. [01:39] <Flameviper> meh, EoF gets lonely at might, all smallish forums do [01:40] <Asema> I'd like to see a version of Hector with an ultramegagiga over the top critical hit animation, if possible. [01:40] <Flameviper> the posting isn't exactly prolific in the daytime, and at night it's nothing [01:40] <Asema> I know that's not very specific, but.. [01:40] <Flameviper> I'M THE ONLY ONE ONLINE WTF [01:40] <Flameviper> man... [01:40] <Flameviper> I just feel like making a single-frame one [01:41] <Asema> Hmm. Okay. [01:41] <Asema> Then I'd like to request Lyn with a flaming chainsword. [01:44] <Flameviper> flam|+|+||||+? [01:44] <Flameviper> shit monitor! [01:44] <Flameviper> oh [01:51] <Flameviper> hay [01:55] <Asema> Yas? [01:56] <Flameviper> eh [01:57] <Flameviper> what forums are you on [01:57] <Asema> None. [02:04] <Asema> 'Cept EOF [02:05] <Asema> SPAM STRIKE! [02:06] <Asema> ELSPAM! [02:06] <Asema> ESHERKIGSPAM! [02:06] <Asema> "Hey, look! It's Lyn jumping!" [02:07] <Asema> You know you should get a swordectomy. [02:07] <Asema> And get a flaming chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword-in-a-flaming-chainsword. [02:11] <Asema> "After all, I am superior." [02:23] <Asema> ROY FROM FIRE EMBEM!?!:!?!1o1ne [02:24] <Flameviper> oh lawd [02:24] <Flameviper> are you on Uncyc ever? [02:25] <Asema> Yes. [02:25] <Asema> Not often. [02:25] <Asema> I'm just on their IRC a lot. [02:29] <Asema> MY MIND AND SHOULDERS ARE SUPERIOR TO YOU [02:34] <Flameviper> lol [02:35] <Flameviper> UNCYC FTL [02:38] <Asema> Yes. [02:38] <Asema> I call upon the mightiest reaches of buttseck, the power of Suiseki, in her name, I shall smite you! ULTRA HUMP!!! [02:39] <Flameviper> Suiseiseki. [02:39] <Asema> Yes. [02:39] * Flameviper facepalms [02:39] <Asema> I made two typos. [02:39] <Flameviper> you missed the sei [02:39] <Asema> Fine. Revised version. [02:40] <Asema> I call upon the dark reaches of buttsecks, the lord of all things good and unconsentful... I wish for the power of Suiseiseki... and in her name, I shall smite you! TRUE HUMP!!! [02:40] <Asema> You take 998 damage. [02:40] <Asema> Every turn. [02:40] <Asema> For another 666,666 turns. [02:43] <Flameviper> Who's an Asema [02:49] <Asema> Fucking idiot, Shandon is. [02:49] <Asema> Don't mind him. [02:50] <Flameviper> lol [02:50] <Flameviper> he's like a fucking EDer [02:53] <Asema> He is an EDer, Flameviper. [02:53] <Flameviper> is he an op or what [02:53] <Flameviper> I recognized the name [02:54] <Asema> No. [02:54] <Asema> He is not an op. [02:54] <Flameviper> but if he isn't an op, I can kick the shit out of his lifeless corpse [02:54] <Asema> Hinoa was the only op around, and he's gone. [02:54] <Flameviper> Hah. [02:54] <Flameviper> it's a jagd. [02:54] <Flameviper> SEE YA, CID [02:54] <Asema> XD [02:55] <Asema> Yes. #uncyc is a jagd. [02:55] <Asema> omg. [02:55] <Flameviper> I'm pwning the everloving shit out of him [02:56] <Asema> "Flameviper doesn't have to pick. Flameviper is beyond you." [02:56] <Flameviper> TO 500! [02:56] <Flameviper> TO 500! [02:56] <Flameviper> TO 500! [02:56] <Flameviper> TO 500! [02:56] <Flameviper> TO 500! [02:57] <Asema> lol [02:57] =-= Mode #illogicopedia +o Asema by ChanServ [02:57] <Flameviper> wtf's up? [02:57] <Asema> Oh. Nothing. [02:57] <Asema> I just felt like turning +o on for no reason. [02:57] <Flameviper> lol [02:57] =-= Asema was booted from #illogicopedia by Asema (op abuse. gtfo asshole. fail) [02:57] -->| Asema (n=Asema@d142-179-3-123.bchsia.telus.net) has joined #illogicopedia [02:58] <Flameviper> lol [03:18] <Asema> FORCES OF THE JAGD, ATTACK@! [03:29] <Asema> Studies have shown that %90 of infomercials rock. [03:32] <Flameviper> wtf [03:32] <Flameviper> aaaaaa [03:39] <Asema> HOI CHA [04:07] <Flameviper> !op [04:07] <Flameviper> can you mute the nick "Flameviper|Away"? [04:08] <Flameviper> asema? [04:13] =-= YOU are now known as Flameviper|away