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“Is my glass half full or half empty?”
It is half full, so you got a problem with that?
Well do ya punk?
Reply:
I'm not a punk.
Alternative Reply:
The glass is technically half empty, not half full.
Reply to alternative reply:
Don't act smart.
Reply to reply of alternative reply.
I'm not acting smart. You're just dumb.
CONCLUSION:'
(stabbed in the back)
Explanatoryation
Well, here we go then...
“Oooh, now I get it!”
You moron.
REPLY:
I am not a moron.
ALTERNATIVE REPLY:
In that case, what are you?
REPLY TO ALTERNATE REPLY:
Un-moronic.
REPLY TO THAT:
That word doesn't exist, meaning you are a moron.
AND REPLY TO THAT:
I am a moron, but you are dead. (stabs you)