He Kicked the Wart

He Kicked the Wart.

There was a wart on the underside of his foot.

He tried to remove it by freezing it off. He went outside and stood barefoot in the snow for three hours. It didn't get rid of the warts, but it did turn his feet an awesome shade of purple that he couldn't wait to show his friends.

He went outside.

And by outside I mean inside.

He put his feet up on the table. And he accidentally scraped the wart against the edge of the table.

This wart was the size of a marble.

He wanted to scream in pain but he was afraid that if he opened his mouth, more warts would come spilling out in a pink torrent of fleshy round balls. He feared his legs would then be covered in new, freshly sprouted warts, and that soon enough warts would be growing out of the ground as well. So he kept his mouth shut, so the warts would stay in his body and rattle whenever he moved.

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