Headaches

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Headaches: some of the most varying things in the world! There's no limit to the amount of types of headaches you can get!

There's headaches from loud music...

There's headaches from spending too much time in an aeroplane engine room...

There's ice cream headaches from eating too much ice cream too fast and / or being hit round the head with a tub of ice cream...

There's headaches from having your head chopped off, though they can be cured in a couple of seconds by not doing anything...

You can get headaches for almost anything!

...So you might as well just kill yourself now.

They don't compare to headitches, though.