Hey, you!
Hey, you! Yeah! I am—Get over here!! Right now! Hey! I'm talking to you—don't you walk away from me when I'm talking to you.
Christians
If you do not come over here this very instant, I will tell God all about your trip to Acapulco! I'll tell him all about how you share your special toy with the other boys! The power of Christ compels you! The power—dammit, the power of Christ isn't working!
Buddhists
You should neither crave coming over here nor be reviled by it. The desire to come here will lead to suffering when you are not able to come here. The ability to come here will also result in suffering because when you get here I'm kicking you straight in the face, motherfucker!
White People
Excuse me, sir? Could you please come over here, I would like to speak to you about something.
Ghetto People
Motherfucker I said COME the FUCK OVER HERE! Okay? Can you hear me wit'cha ears all bleedin' and shit? Stop bleedin' on my damn carpet. I will kick you in the mouth; what part of come over here are you having trouble with is it the not being where you are of the eventual gettin' the fuck over here that you are having issues with? I will not hesitate to look you straight in the eye and whoop ya' ass!
Homosexuals
What is wrong with you people? Hey you Christians! What are you doing over here? Woah, woah, woah, this is Illogicopedia; no need to criticize!
Other Languages
German - Du! Scheise Kopf! Kommst du hier doch jetzt oder Ich werde dich killen!
Engrish - You bettel get to heel ovel! I wirr set you up the bomb!
Swedish - Hej du! Neyver Maihnd Bork Bork!
The CIA
Drug him.