Hindiana Jones
The Indian Version Of Indiana Jones, this article may contain "peanuts" so be careful.
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Hindiana Jones and The Temple of Ghandi
ARR! Me go lurking for sum treasure, like new chocolate shakes! YAY! I enter ye temple.
Oh ho, a trap door, I will not fall for that, because me am too smart for such stupid ye things.
AH HA! ME SEES A BALL! BY THE POWER OF RAKSHASHASHARAJAMAJAJA I command ye ugly ball of rubber bands to stop.
Mu ha, me did it. Me too good. Me break ball with trusty hammer. Come along, don't keep me waiting.
A HA! A LAUGH IS CONTAGIOUS!
But I have found the golden monkey statue. It is on a pedestal.
Me will use my Chevy to break it. But I don't have Chevy, me have Indian brand car!!!!
YA BANG BRONG BING DINGDONG!!! HEY A DOOR BELL!!!
Welcome to my shop of antique statues. OH you broke my prized possession. Me file lawsuit on you!!!
Because I will wear a lawsuit to court. I heard it is very trendy.
Ah yes, so ferry trendy. Axe Too!!!
Axel....I don't want to eat this...
A LA LA LA !
Fly away Chitty Chitty Bang Bang!!!
Hindiana Jones and the First Elephant
A LA LA LA! In cinemas 2/3/2023!!!
SO PLEASE WATCH TRAILERS!!!
See also
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