Hobbenbobben

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Hobbenbobben is the national anthem of Johnny. Johnny johnny johnny johnny johnny. If you were brown, how would YOU feel?

I would feel brown. Very, very brown.

Well, if that's your name, go ahead! I'm not popping your corn. In fact, I'm feeding it blobs of cheese.

Blahbs of cheese, blahbs of cheese, blahby blahby blahby blahby blahbs of cheese...

I don't think so, banana boy... KEEHWAA! Gotcha!

Thou art thyself.

In that case, cup! and join my wrathophony.

Wrathophone

It's this machine that just plays angry sounds, and thunder, and that stuff.

The next section

It's a section, and it's next! It's... the next section! WHOO! WHOOHOO! oh, wait... Never mind!

Stooblering.

Hey, who said stooblering?

Me.

Who?

Me.

Who?

Me.

What's the capital of Argentina?

Me.

Then you must be Buenos Aires.

No, señor. Soy Malos Aires.

Éxøtïç?

Î thìnk nõt.