Holocaust Denial

Warning: this article may offend Jews, Hitler, and curtains

THE HOLOCAUST NEVER HAPPENED!!

We know this because we found the 6 million Jews hiding behind a curtain. Sly Devils.

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This is what they all look like today. There can be no doubt.

We must deduct illogically though for certainty in the events there weren’t. First the Greek holo, or whole; wholly; complete; total. Then the Greek caust or fire; burn; burnt; capable of combustion. The illogical addition of both words would mean the total destruction of, by means of fire (or fire like), and leaving nothing but ashes as result. We all know there are no Jews left, nor is there any physical evidence, or even any written record there was ever such a thing as the Jewish. So obviously there was a holocaust of the Jews, duh.