Homeless Man

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DID SOMEBODY ORDER MEXICAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN?????? Who cares? Letz bloo' this!

Homeless Man is a man with the power to believe he has super powers, much like Sam Lowry from Terry Gilliam's acclaimed sci-fi comedy fantasy drama BRAZIL or Falcon from INSERT HIGH SCHOOL HERE. Alone (with the help of friends Ice Bitch and Cosmic Bitch) he fights the forces of ROTIART a TRAITOR, when they directly stand in his path of personal fulfillment.

“FALCON! I challenge you to a duel! If I win I get to buy the Mexican with your money, if YOU win, you have to buy the Mexican. I warning you, do you know how many martial arts I know? zero. Buuuuuuuuuuttttttttt... THAT'S MY PURSE I DON'T KNOW YOU! *spice-ay moove-wallet-steal-combo!* DID SOMEBODY ORDER MEXICAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN?????? Hot stuff, comin' your way! I have the power to think I'm flying!”

- Homeless Man on ???

And not a blue link in sight!

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