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Horus the YU-GI-OH CARD

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The divine-beast known as Horus. THIS IS A GAY-ASS YU-GI-OH CARD! If you want "good" trading cards, you should play the Stuttgart Klackon! Mrrshan Diplomacy! trading card game.

Horus is the god of the sky and kingship and tall hats and pharaonic beards and God and randumb nonsense.

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