Hotel California
Hotel California is a location in Rock Star Hell reserved for the very very famous and very very on drugs. People inside are spared from having to mingle with everybody else in Regular Hell (which is for unsigned artists and fans) by Satan. This was revealed in a backwards message hidden in the film, Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey. Yes, Hell does look exactly like it was presented in the film. It was filmed on location!
Those in Hotel California can check out anytime they like, but they can never leave.
(This differs only marginally from Roach Motel, where they check in but they don't check out™; the distinction is retained solely for branding purposes.)
Qualifications for entry
Qualifications for admission to Hotel California:
- Being on drugs.
- Being really famous.
- Being really on drugs.
- Having ridiculous conspiracy theories written about you on the internet. (preferably involving aliens)
- Being really really on drugs.
- Being really really famous and dying in a mysterious way. (This is the most important qualification and may allow entrance to people who haven't met the other qualifications.)
- Being creepy.
- Being dead.
- Being not dead.
- Being really creepy.
- Being really really really on drugs.
Additional optional qualifications include having albums that synchronize with films and containing lots of backwards hidden messages. And being really really really really on drugs.
People known to have checked in to Hotel California
These are arranged by check-in time.
February 3, 1959
October 3, 1966
- Paul McCartney (the REAL Paul McCartney)
August 16, 1977
September 7, 1978
April 5, 1994
June 25, 2009
July 23, 2011
Amy Jade Winehousewe haven't had that spirit here since 1969. Go to rehab, already!