HowTo:Fit an elephant into a refrigerator

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The lion may have been snacking on some of your drinks while inside the fridge. This will make him easier to handle.

Many people think it is difficult to put an elephant into a refrigerator. In fact it is easy, if you follow this four step process.

  1. Open the refrigerator door.
  2. Remove the lion.
  3. Put the elephant into the Refrigerator.
  4. Close the refrigerator door.

There, that wasn't so hard. In no time, you'll have an entire herd in your refrigerator.