How I Became a Zombie

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Upon my return from a church breakfast I noticed the new Harry Potter book had arrived. I retreated to my room, feverish with excitement around 1 in the afternoon.

I left at half 8 with sunken eyes, mad laughter and an insane sense of satisfaction. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Yay!--Testostereich • (ballsack) 19:39, 21 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)

So does Hairy Porter die? -- Hindleyak  Converse • ?blog • Click here! 10:14, 22 Jumbly 2007 (UTC)
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