How Nonsense Became

Nonsense began with a little pepple who fell on a fish's

head. The fish became stupid and fell into a cave man's

trap. The cave man ate the fish and became stupid as

well. He ate a banana and left the peel on the road.

Then a cave lady slipped on it. She became insane. Stupid

and Insane got married and had a child named Idiot. Idiot

created gibberish ,still used by babies today. As people

evolved so did nonsense. There came clowns and pies,

nachos with cheese, orangatangs in space, dare devils,

retards, and fool of a tooks. Nonsense came with a

pepple but, if it ever ends it will come down with a

boulder.

Exhibit A

So then the donkey will go over with Satan to Jesus's place to eat toast, but they just invite themselves in when they discover the door's open 'cause Jesus ain't never home no how. That's not a double-negative. He's just never home. So then they're pissed off 'cause why would he invite them over for toast and then not be there, right?? So to get back at him they pop all his bread in the toaster and butter it up with all his salted butter and eat all the damn toast that could possible be made in his home and leave without cleaning up after themselves. Naturally, Jesus never figures out they've done this 'cause as was said earlier, he's never home. Thus, the donkey and Satan fail. Epically.