Huckabee's Last Stand

It was one faithful night during the Republican primaries for the 2008 Presidential Election, where one man, Sir Michael Corn Huckabee, took his last stand before losing the nomination to a geezer. Though the election would ne handed off to a secret Muslim Kenyan, it was a stand that was heroic. Thus, it was named Huckabee's Last Stand.

As McLame McCain was passing off rhetoric on why immigrants were helpful in California or why women should have abortion rights for cases of rape, Huckabee stood firmly on evangelical ground. Ground that Jeebus would be proud to hover over. His fundamentalst rhetoric was quickly panned by moderate critics, and Huckabee lost the nomination. But, his heroic stand led him to host a Saturday night show on Fox News playing the electric guitar with former band geeks.