I AM EAT COW

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“300% guaranteed to offend Hindus!”

- A bigot on I AM EAT COW

I AM EAT COW lookblog!!!!! i will write on screen,words words words!!

article rate has declined recently, causing brains to shrivel up and turn into yogart covered raisinsvery yummy! pipes make watergo wires make sparkly colors!

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last time i writed it was wednestues on iTunes for 99 cents which is 50 Cent plus 49 or Holla for a Dolla minus one Abraham Lincoln clone. his giant top hat makes the blogspot password forgot but remembered it again because it was the same as gmail

ideas don't connect AND CAPSLOCK IS NOT FOR CAPITALIZING THE FIRST LETTER OF A SENTENCE BUT IS INSTEAD FOR EMPHASIS only sissies use bold for emphasis

instead of teaching the ABCs, we should teach kids QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM because that's the order of the letters that they will be using most often. OH NOES, A LOGICAL THOUGHT, BANISH IT BANISH IT!

and I like the Beatles

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