I Believe It's Not Butter

Good. Cause if you didn't, we'll um...shoot you. Yes we will.

“So it's butter then?”
- A childhood Testostereich

“I can believe it's not butter...it's lard!”
- Man who knows lard well

“Do you believe it's not butter?”
- Public survey

Believing its not butter makes you nifty these days because you are rebelling against evil corporate branding!

Now consume your flippin sandwich! There's a good boy...

I also believe i can touch the sky

I can you know! Look at me I'm contradicting the laws of gravity and land mass compared to the weight of a six inch stone!

I BELIEVE IT IS NOT BUTTER! IT IS LARD!

LARD!