I Made a Salad
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- I made a salad, and then I ate it. I made a salad and ate it, even though
- I had no proper ingredients. All I had were household objects.
- I had no ledduce, but I had some paper.
- So I took the paper and colored it green
- And I ripped it up so it resembled ledduce
- And I bought some ledduce-scented perfume
- From a STORE (I got their only bottle. Lucky.)
- And I dumped the perfume on the paper, so it smelled authentic.
- Then, I took the paper and put it in a bowl.
- Now, I needed some carrots.
- All I had were earplugs, made of foam.
- Luckily, they were orange, and roughly carrot shaped, so I put them in.
- Next, the bread. I like bread in salad. That crunchy stuff.
- I didn't have any.
- But I did have a bag of marbles.
- I dumped in all of the marbles, even the big one.
- Next, I found a red ping pong ball to be a tomato.
- Then, I went outside, and pulled some grass out of my lawn
- To give the salad an authentic, plantish taste.
- And then, I needed dressing. Alas, this would be difficult.
- I found some paint. It was white.
- I put it in a bottle, and mixed in some clumps of congealed glue.
- I shook the bottle violently, then dumped it on my salad.
- Then, the party guests arrived, and I put the salad on a table.
- They loved it. They asked for the recipe. I told them it was a family secret.
- They went home, I suppose.
- THEN I LOOKED AT MY CEILING AND IT WAS COVERED IN LADYBUGS.
- THEN I LOOKED AT MY CEILING AND IT WAS COVERED IN LADYBUGS.
- THEN I LOOKED AT MY CEILING AND IT WAS COVERED IN LADYBUGS.
- They were bumping into the lightbulb, over and over again.
- If I were to staple a picture of a lightbulb to the ceiling, would they still bump into it?
- I made a salad, and then I ate it. I made a salad and ate it, even though