I am on fire

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Fire: you are on it.

OH CRAP I’M ON FIRE I’M ON FIRE OH CRAP OH CRAP OH CRAP!!!!! QUICK SOMEBODY GET SOME WATER OH CRAP I AM BURING SHOOT ME WITH A WATER PISTOL OR SOMETHING HURRY YOU IDIOT!!!!!

YOU IDIOT CAN’T YOU SEE I’M ON FIRE HERE WHY ARE YOU JUST STANDING AROUND DOING NOTHING?!?!? THROW ME IN THE RIVER OR SOMETHING!!!!!

And then…

Phew. That was a close one.

See Also

• Fire.
• What to do if your head catches on fire.