I can't think of anything to write

I can't think of anything to write. I just can't. I've been thinking for ages now about something to write. But I can't think of anything to write. At all. Mall mall mall. It's not my fault. My creative juices just aren't flowing. Maybe because my juicer is broken. Or my car. Or my car keys. Or shmoodle toaster fmong.

I don't know. I just can't think of anything!

LEMONS!

Hey, there's my nan. Maybe she'll have some ideas.

Me: Hey nan!

Nan: Yes, what is it sweety?

Me: Do you have anything illogical to say? And don't call me sweety.

Nan: Sorry dear what was that?

Me: IS THERE ANYTHING ILLOGICAL YOU'D LIKE TO SAY?

Nan: Ok sweetheart, no need to shout. Something logical to say?

Me: No, ILLogical. And stop calling me sweetheart!

Nan: How about, 'the sun will rise tomorrow', sweety. That's very logical.

Me: NO, ILLOGICAL! NOT LOGICAL! AND STOP CALLING ME SWEETY!

Nan: Ok sweetheart, no need to shout. How about, 'the sun WON'T rise tomorrow'?

Me: That's stupid!

Nan: What'd you say dear?

Me: I said, THAT'S STUPID! AND DON'T CALL ME DEAR! I'M NOT A DEER!

Nan: No need to shout deer. Something logical, you say?

Me: ILLOGICAL!! NOT LOGICAL!

Nan: A log? If you had an axe, we could chop down that tree for a-

Me: Not a LOG! ILLOGICAL! SOMETHING ILLOGICAL!

Nan: No need to shout sweety. Now-

Gets axe and chops up nan in fit of rage

Well, that was unsuccessful

Also, shmoodle toaster fmong.