I don't wanna wake up tommorow

Please note this article is S-a-r-c-a-s-t-i-c. The author will not pay anyone to eat snails. Yes that includes you.

I'l tell you why. Because somebody on youtube posted a comment saying if i don't post this comment to five other videos I will be murdered by a clown! But I only posted it to four! My mammy said that it will never happen. Mammy has alzheimer's and gonnoreha. I dont trust her. My friends didn't come to school today due to heavy sun. My dad was at 'work' and my grandma told me nobody likes immigrats. She also has alzheimer's.

News report next day:

A 13 year old boy was today murdered. He died after being hunted down by a lot of youtube users who felt offended by his comments about a clown. The clown had no comment.

News report by The Sun (newspaper) the next day:

OMG SOME BOY HAS DIED HELP HELP HELP BROKEN SOCIETY LABOURS FALT DAVE WOULD KNOW WHAT TO DO BLOODY YOUTHS YOUTUBE IS MURDER SHOULD CHILDREN BE LOCKED UP AND BRUTALLY MURDERED? YES YES YES SAYS JEREMY CLARKSON OUR EDITOR/TOSSER BY THE WAY THIS MUST BE RELATED TO BABY P, MADILENE MCANN, IMMIGRANTS AND THE CREDIT CRUNCH. HAVE YOUR SAY BUT TRY NOT TO GO OUTSIDE TOO MUCH YOU WILL BE SHOT/STABBED DELETE AS APPLICABLE.