I has a cheezburger

I has a cheezburger.

First, me and me too frenz go to McDoonalds.

we buyz cheezburger!

Oh noes, sez me. How to share cheezburger in tree?

I don noe sez hee.

I has an idea!

I noes how to be splitting it! me sez.

See? you gets the lettus.

And you gets the bred.

And i gets the burger!

Yay! we sharez cheesburger!