I hate cheese

Just looking at this makes me want to puke

'Cos you do. I mean, I hate you, therefore, I have to hate everything you like. Everything about cheese sucks. Look at the fucking picture on the left, it's self explanatory. OK, I need something to fill the page apart from my rants. CHEESE SUCKS. In conclusion, everything you like and cheese SUCKS.

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