I wouldn't sit there if I were you

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Oooh that's nasty...

Oh wow... WOW... you're actually touching that mouse? Wow...

Do you have any idea what I did to that thing?

I hope not.

That would make things a WHOOOLE lot worse.

(for you.)

...

Well, I have to go soon. Good luck getting all that...

...stuff...

off.

Take a hot shower. I mean REALLY hot.

Then don't shower for a couple days,

Then take a really cold shower.

That should do the trick...

...maybe.

Oh yeah, and you might want to burn all of your clothes, too.

And everything in that room.

And all of your friends. You would't want them to know what you touched...


Man that's nasty...