If you give a walrus anything in particular

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Take another hand, well done old man! Take another hint, Bob Dylan! Well, why can't we cross this field?

I'll be sore for another.

The war against concrete continues! What a motif! (speell?)

Take another hand, well done old man!

I shall hunt you by placing a cardboard cutout outside your door and sitting on your roof until you die.

My success.

I shall follow this creature until it falls (asleep), then I will wake it up and laugh in its face. IT won't know what it means, but I shall triumph none the less.

Cookies! Baked cookies, she said! BURNT cookies!

Oh lord!

I'll miss it all! I threw it away! I threw it away!

I shall hunt you by placing a cardboard cutout of (?) outside my door and hoping you will come to replace it. Until I die.

My success.

I'll be sore for anteater.

What a motif! Don't be sore, old man!

Alas, so wonderful, and yet...PAIN!

Take another hand, well done old man!

Remix number one: replace cookies with concrete (taken prisoner during war).

Remix number two: listen to music you don't like.

Remix number three: Build a mountain in a road to watch people crash into. It'll make you feel better.

Remix number three: Cry.

Remix number three: Replace a carbboard cuttout with a cookie cutter. Throw it away.

See what I'm driving at now, old man?

Cookies, she said!

I can't afford this!

It would be too wonderful!

See what I'm driving at now, old man?

Remix number four: Why can't we cross this field?

WHY CAN'T W E CROSS THIs FIELD?


I shall hunt you by screaming until you