Iggy's Wheelbarrow

There was a hill.

On one side of the hill, there was a tree, and it was alive.

On the other side, there was another tree, which had been killed, skinned,

and skeletonized, and was now a telephone pole, standing over the scene.

Wires came out of it.

They dangled over the hill, which, if it ever became swollen, would hit them.

So.

One day, Iggy saw the hill, and decided to go up it, then go down it.

He wanted to ride down the hill, in a bike or a sled or something.

But he didn't want to go through the trouble of walking up the hill.

He wanted a ride.

He wanted something to carry him up.

He decided to roll up inside a wheelbarrow.

He found one.

.

So he sat in the wheelbaRrow. It didn't roll up the hill, like he wanted.

So he decided to sit inside and wait until it did.

He sat there for his entire life.

He's still there today, dead.

He looks like another telephone pole.

Hopefully they'll bury him on the hill.