Ikea

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“Must buy kitchen...”

- An Ikea shopper

Ikea is an evil corporation that that takes the minds of every lady in the world. It originates in Sweden.

Quotes of the hypnotised

Mmm...must buy hot dog for £1.50...

—A lady

I got interest free on my kitchen for 3 years...

—Another lady

File:Ikea-logo.png
The logo of the devil.