IllogiBooks:Fighting/Cereal

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Fighting cereal can be a bit more complex.

Healthy cereal

Same as vegetables.

Sugar cereal

The fact that sugar cereal is sugary means that you cannot eat it in large amounts. However, you can still take advantage of its inanimateness. Before you pour the milk, crush it into a fine powder. That way it will dissolve in the milk, and though you may end up with some very sweet milk, you will have no cereal to worry about.