IllogiBooks:Fighting/Normul Tactics

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This is what to do if you don't know how to fight you opponent.

Tactic 7

You can do either of these two. They have the same outcome.

  • Push the opponent off a cliff.
  • Jump off a cliff.

Tactic 42

Do nothing. Your opponent will then start to say, "ahh!" and die of happiness.

Tactic 23.46%+103/4803

Go MAD SOCCER! Headbutt them. If you do this in a battle you will receive a piece of toast.

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BWUK!!!