IllogiBooks:Records

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The book of Illogic records that Guinness forgot. Or doesn't know about...

Records

Norman's Digit Eating Competition

  • Fastest Ten Finger Eating: Frank Norman, 21.13 seconds
  • Fastest "Realizing You Just Ate You're Fingers": Frank Norman, 3.7531 seconds

The Fish Olympics

  • Fastest 100 meter swim: Fishy McCarpy, 9.34 seconds
  • Farthest Shot-Put: Gangus Mahi, 1.2 inches
  • Highest Water-Polo Score: Fishdom, 26 points

Pwning

  • Fastest Pwning: Chuck Norris, Before you can blink
  • Hardest Pwning: Chuck Norris, 25,000 tons of pain
  • Most Cries in Pain During Pwning: You, 80 while being pwnd by Chuck Norris
  • Ya see a trend?