IllogiBooks:The Anatomy of a Bagel

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Color

A tannish brown. Lighter on the bottom and darker on the top. Shimmers in the light.

Texture

Hard on the top and slightly softer on the bottom. The insides are soft and fluffy.

Compounds

Seems a mix of flower and other materials. I shall do more observations in this area.

Taste

Mm... This is pretty good. The softness of the inside creates a wonderful taste. Oh. How about I put some of this cream cheese on. Wow. That is good.

Other uses

A bagel can be used as

  • a wheel
  • a food
  • a hair stopper for your shower