IllogiGames:AII/L1.Flat05

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You attempt to untie Chubson. It's no use, he's tied real good. You admire the tying skills for a brief second until you notice noises coming from the toilet. Peeing noises. And a phone conversation. You sneak to the toilet door and place your ear against it...

:"Yeah.... yeah sure, I get what you mean entirley God mate. But there are cheats you know, you don't have to go to such extremes to make the humans do what you want. That's what Gamesharks are for..... No, I don't agree with it. It's demoralising and sucks the fun out of stuff. My way is to make 'em suffer, not make em entertaining!"

TOILET FLUSHES

Oh no, whoever it is has finished with their business. And judging by the sound of their voice they won't be stopping to wash their hands. You dash into the kitchen and hide behind the wall, Metal Gear Solid style. You peek around the wall as the toilet door slowly creaks open. You see nobody emerge. In a brief puzzled state you reach for the pickle jar, and smash it on the floor! SHUSH! THEYLL HEAR YOU! Shit, you hear footseps coming to the kitchen.

• Stand still like a statue
• Hide on the celing like they do in those films
• Hide in the Cat Food cupboard