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Paperman: Wh... Where are we?

You land in the middle of a field from some sorta time warp thing, with mounds and hills everywhere. It's like the TellyTubbies residence, with the unusual baby faced sun and the weird spinny aroundy things that spin with the wind. It seems pleasent.

You: Looks like were in a TV show. There's cameras everywhere.
Paperman: But I don't wanna be in a TV show. I'm too handsome!
You: Don't flatter yourself.
Paperman: Why not? Nobody else flatters me.

CRASH! There is a loud crash. It comes from over the other side of the hill, where one of the studio lights falls over.

Paperman: GASP! What was that??

You hear moans coming from the other side of the hill.

You: I dunno. We'd better hurry out of here before something drastic happens.
Paperman: Oh... My... God! Look!

From over the hill emerges a giant mouse. Oh noes!

Paperman: RUN!