IllogiGames:AII/OldBadRoad04

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Phew that was close. The mouse is successfully alight, meaning you have chance to escape. It runs around frantically, screaming out in pain. It jumps into a pool. A loud hiss is heard, and a pleasant sigh. All of a sudden, it catches fire again. Turns out the pool is made of petrol. Wow! I need me one of those for me back garden - to fuel the old jillopy (car)! The giant mouse dies a horrible death. Oh well. It was gonna eat you, after all.

Paperman:Phew man, that was a close one. I thought I was a goner then.
You: What the hell are you talking about? I was the one in that mess! You got away!
Paperman: Oh yeah. By the way, I see there's a pavement other there that leads to somewhere. Lets go down there.