Enter the Realm

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  Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Abyssal Realm Life Force: 0 HP Magic: Nothing


You take up your blade as he is stunned, and he flips to his feet, continuing his charge. Your desperate attempt to parry proves fruitless, and you try to move, only widening the wound in the gut he chooses to inflict on you. Throwing your blade to your side to injure him, he leaps to you other side, your momentum preventing a counterattack, and strikes you, sending you flying. You cartwheel in mid-air and land on your feet. Just as he charges, you swing your blade, but he stops right before the range of your blade and gets an idle strike on you. And that was a bit too much. You're dead, falling onto the sand, disabled.

Your spirit rises from your grave, and you can see in monotone colors the site of your grave. Your soul rises higher and higher, a rose losing it's petals, until it is all but a seed transcending to the Illogical Abyss. You have arrived back where you started, but... a new body. It's forming. You have been given another chance.