Enter the Realm

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  Enter the Realm -- Inventory -- Spells -- Battle! Life Force: 30 HP/? Magic: 10/None


Though you're not too skilled, you toss the ninja star at the enemy, who takes it to the eye. Suddenly, he implodes for no reason. Looking around you, he reappears, in cliche form, above you. You suddenly have two daggers sticking in your head, and he backs up, withdrawing two more from his cloak.

You are bleeding profusely.